zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes we do

(Source: schnephanie)

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jerkofficial:

seeing a hot boy

image

finding out he’s straight

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eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(Source: eiffeled)

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When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.
― Unknown  (via suspend)

(Source: your-daisyfreshgirl)

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)

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