if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
take me to the aquarium and make out with me in the jellyfish room